"Do you know what kind of tree you just broke?" "No, I don't," I answered the detective. While looking through the open door, the detective shouted, "Hey, do you know what kind of tree he just broke?" "Um, looks like it's a yew plum pine," said the voice
Just between the two of us; are you in love with my sister?
ここだけの話、俺の妹が好きなのか?
He set me up for the scandal.
奴が俺をわなにはめてスキャンダルにおとしいれた。
Saying which, I did the opposite.
そう言いながら、俺は真逆の行動に出た。
Do you really love me from the bottom of your heart?
お前、本当に——心から、俺を愛しているかい。
I think my Japanese is really bad.
俺の日本語は本当に下手だと思いますよ。
I'm a good-for-nothing bum.
俺はろくでなし。
I'm not talking to you; I'm talking to the monkey.
俺はあんたに話し掛けてるんじゃない、猿に話し掛けてるんだ。
That's impossible for me.
俺には無理だ。
I play in a band.
俺はバンドで演奏してるんだ。
I'm cool.
俺はクールだ。
I'm just a boy who makes mistakes.
俺はいつも失敗ばかりしているダメな男だ。
Leave this to me.
俺に任せろ。
When I was young, I was a bit scruffy and there were times when I didn't take a bath for up to two weeks during the summer.
俺は青二才の頃は蛮カラぶって真夏に二週間ほど、お風呂に入らなかったこともあった。
Never did I expect to see her in such a place.
俺はこんな場所で彼女と会うとはこれっぽっちも思わなかった。
I wish I were as smart as you are.
俺が自分と同じぐらい頭良かったらええねんけどな。
Stop asking me for a drink! Go get it yourself.
飲み物を俺に頼まないでくれよ。自分で買いにいけばいいだろ。
You can not pull the wool over my eyes.
俺の目は節穴ではないぞ。
My sister is shorter than you.
俺の姉ちゃんは君より背が低い。
It's nothing to do with me, equals, I don't have to be here. So I'm getting out of here, whatever anybody says!
俺は関係無い、イコール、いなくていい。だから、ここから出ていく何と言われようとも!
I never expected to meet her in a place like this.
俺はこんな場所で彼女と会うとはこれっぽっちも思わなかった。
Only hope can keep me together now.
今の俺を支えるものは希望だけ。
"Wow, your brother is really handsome!" "And what am I, chopped liver?"
「わぁ、あなたの兄弟は本当にハンサムね!」「それで何だ、俺のことはどうでもいいってか。」
I go to cabarets two times a week, but I have no interest in after-hours.
俺は週に2回くらいキャバクラに行くがアフターにはまったく興味がない。
"That's an unusual hobby she's got, the transfer student." "She's cute so it's fine with me."
「意外な趣味だな・・・転校生」「俺は可愛いから許す」
My sister likes Ultraman.
俺の姉ちゃんはウルトラマンが好きだ。
Why am I the only one they complain of? They're just making an example out of me and using me as a scapegoat.
なんで俺だけが文句言われるのかな。一罰百戒のつもりでスケープゴートにされたんじゃかなわないよ。
When one of my coworkers starts racking up good sales figures I can't let down my guard.
同期の人間の売上があがってきたから、俺もウカウカしてられないな。
I guess Ichiko is a fellow rule-breaker, she's sending me a smile filled with affection for a comrade.
一子ちゃんは同じ穴のムジナか、同輩の親しみを込めた笑みを俺に向ける。
If I were prime minister, I'd give Clinton a good talking to.
俺が日本の総理大臣ならクリントンにガツンと言ってやるのになあ。
Light shines on my sight of doubt.
ほのかな光が俺のねじれた視界を幻影に変えてゆく。
I'd rather go by train. I have a license, but no real driving experience, so I'm not very sure of myself behind the wheel.
俺、ペーパードライバーだから運転には自信ないんだ。電車でどこかに行こうよ。
Next week, we're heading to the mountain.
来週、俺たちは山へ向かうぞ。
Forget about the past. Compared to yesterday, I like today more. That's why I try to enjoy the moment, that's all.
過去はどうでもいい。昔と今だったら、俺は今の方が好きだ。だから今を楽しむ。それだけだ。
I have chubby fingers, so I can't use a small keyboard.
俺、指が太いから、小さなキーボードじゃだめなんだよ。
Everyone dies. I'll grow old too.
みんな死んでいくな。俺も歳取るはずだ。
Don't dodge the issue, I want you to answer my question.
はぐらかさないで、俺の質問に答えて欲しいんです。
I'll take care of it.
俺に任せろ。
Basically I like short poems. Among them this poem was my favourite.
基本的に俺は短詩が好きだ。短詩の中では、この詩がトップだった。
Tom said that I could spend the night at his place.
トムは自分ん家に俺を泊めてもいいと言った。
"Are you going to buy a lottery ticket?" "I don't think I'm lucky at gambling."
「宝くじでも買う?」「俺、ギャンブル運とか無さそうだしなぁ」
My friend Sun shine on me now and ever.
友なる太陽よ俺を照らし続けてくれ。
Guys, I'll do my utmost to back you up. We'll make this event a success no matter what!
みんな、俺も全力でフォローする。このイベントかならず成功させるぞ。
But you see, while other people may not know, in my case, if I just had the time, I'd be buried over my head in things I'd want to do. I don't have the time to not think about things I need or want.
I can't leave this to others. I'm no lifesaver but if I don't help her myself....
他人任せはダメ。ライフセーバーではないが、俺自身が介抱してあげないと。
When I woke up, I was in the car.
俺が気づいたとき、俺は車の中にいた。
I'm not a Nazi!
俺はナチじゃない!
That's my favorite chair.
俺のお気に入り椅子だぞ。
We are two of a kind.
俺たちは同類だよ。
I went to bed after eating.
飯の後、俺は寝床についた。
Just between you and me, do you love my sister?
ここだけの話、俺の妹が好きなのか?
My job search is really going rough. I don't have any connections.
俺には何のコネもないから、就職するのが大変だ。
I'm disturbing you.
俺は邪魔だよ。
The store that I always go to has Calbee potato chips on sale for 98 yen a bag. My favorite flavor is lightly salted. As a matter of fact, the ingredients for this particular flavor changes from time to time. Today's chips are chemical-free, made with nat
Being seen off by my whole family I shouldered a rucksack, stocked with my trip supplies.
俺は家族全員に見送られながら、旅支度を整えたザックを担ぐ。
I am just a castaway on an island lost at sea.
俺は絶海の孤島の漂流者。
Y'know we're short of money to have fun and ... Well to be blunt, gimme!
あのさ~俺らいま遊ぶお金ないんだけどね。まあ、ぶっちゃけ恵んでよな。
This author's books don't suit me because the erotic descriptions are too perverted.
エロチックな描写が倒錯的過ぎてこの人の本は俺には合わない。
Having scattered the enemy before me and triumphantly returned, this is how they would herald me.
敵を蹴散らし、凱旋した俺はみなにこう呼ばれるんだ!
If you copy my sentences, then I'll copy yours!
もし俺の文をパクったら、お前のをパクってやる。
Guys, It's my time to go.
みんな、俺の出番だ。
I'm a free man.
俺は自由な男。
Nobody understands me.
誰にも俺のことはわからない。
I am a man.
俺は人間だ。
"Looks like Maki's a twin!" Ken said. "Really now," I replied, totally uninterested. Maki was a member of a ukulele club that ran beside our club in the school lounge. She looked lovely in Ken's eyes, but to me she was just the sixth cutest girl in class